From Russia with love --- or probably a scam! Love through the Internet!

YOUR AMAZON ID HAS BEEN LOCKED! Oh noze! To my readers of From Russia with Love, I am sorry to report that Alexandria hasn't emailed for quite awhile, I believe she was scared off by my buying a ticket to see her, I advanced the script too much, her mother and father probably told her, "Run!! He's too crazy for our family!!" If my Alexandria read this, I dedicate this video to you, my love, I was getting use to seeing your name on my email list, like a drug, I became addicted to you, my Alexandra, no one, my dear, could ever replace you. If I never fall in love again, I will blame you, The pain, My dear, It bleeds into the soul, Going under again, A huge wave, Of loneliness, Sleeping here, Without you, Some say it is dangerous to dream, To try and reach for the stars. I was getting kind of use, To you, Being in love with me, That idea... Anyways, no new love interests have filled my email box, so today, I decided to post my response to Amazon Support email...

Chapter 13 - FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE - Jason tells his big secret!! Another chapter in the greatest love story to hit the Internet, Alexandra and Jason, and now we advanced further into their love, Jason reveals his big surprise. Enjoy!! (neither really reads each others email, this should be fun!!) (Alexandra contemplates my last email. "What could surprise be?" A PONY!!!!) (Alexandra stops to flash a poise!) (Alexandra will kill anyone who messes with her man!!) 10/8/2019 Hello my dear Jason! Happy to hear back from you! Thank you for your care! How is your day today? I hope everything is all right! I have a coffee break so I can write you an email. Jason, today I had a sleepless night. Because I was thinking about you a lot. I was thinking about my talk with parents, about you and me. I had so many different thoughts. I can not stop thinking about the possible meeting. For so long it's been on my mind. Every day I feel more that I want to s...

CHAPTER 12 --- From Russia with Love --- Alexandra comes back from her parent's village My Alexandra comes back from visiting her parents and rushes to her email account to write me, her beloved. Her parents, even though I am not Russian, like me, well they like me cause I make Alexandra so happy, even with my lewd comments about erect walruses penises the other night! Read now and learn about the life of a Russian family.  Basically poor bastards have no Internet in their village. So sad.  So very sad. If I marry their daughter I promise to get them out of that hell hole village (no bathrooms? They have to bathe in sweat lodges and go potty I guessing outside? Not my in-laws!! They'll sleep in the garage and have Internet and a bathroom!! Screw you shitty village in Russia!) (My love!! I'm guessing at the village, even without makeup, I would do her!!! IN THAT VILLAGE!! No bathroom? Barbaric!!!) (I like to ski too!! "Really?" No, but what the h...

Alexandra is at her parents, so I send her email that asks the ultimate question --- DO YOU WANNA HAZ MY BABIES? Giggle!!! My dearest Alexandra,  I know you are at your parents but I needed to send you an email. I hope you told them about me and how much I love you. You are my life, my soul mate, I want you now, I want you to tell me you are pregnant with my child. Smile!! I love you, my Alexandra. Can we sleep together? My brother, a bull semen seller, says he can get me a ticket to Perm, Russia now! What do you say?

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE ---- CHAPTER 10 ---- MORE KISSES FROM ALEXANDRA! Here we are again, another chapter in the love story of Jason and Alexandra, two hearts beating as one a billion miles away. We begin today by stating, more kisses from Alexandra. I know, how cool am I right?   And we begin!! EMAIL #12 --- I KISS YOU! AGAIN!! Then tell my parents!! (I thought this was the same photo from earlier chapters but I was wrong!! She just loves that t-shirt and pose!!!!) (Alexandra is getting to know my loves and likes, look at them knees!! BOING!!!) 10/04/2019 Hello Jason! How is your day going? How you feeling today? How is the weather? Dear Jason, I hope you’re fine. Thank you for your email. As usual you made my day brighter and happier. I am feeling good . I have a good news, the sales repor was a success, boss is pleased. When I came to work today, my boss told me that I am free of work. That means I will visit my parents. I am so happy that...