NEW LOVE ALREADY??? INSTAGRAM IS AWESOME WITH THE LOVE! Mumcykate or jkmdx66518 to her friends!

 New love and only been like a week since my last love disappeared from the world.

Such a great day to be alive.

Yes, my potential love is hawt!! (No, I can't find where "She" grabbed these photos from. The image searches bring up sites where I can purchase the swimsuits and one even told me where to find the necklaces. Could this be real?!??!!!!! Or did these scammers make actual photos that weren't stolen and easily traced?? Who knows, who cares, she has a nice ass!!!)

THE MESSAGE LOG SO FAR

6/14/2021: We make contact. YES! 

2:52 PM jkmdx66518

Thanks for accepting my request being your friend on here

ME: You're very welcome! Hope our friendship grows stronger with each passing day! ~hug~ (Note: She "hearted" it. So I hearted her Thanks for accepting. )

SHE: Time will tells (Note: I hearted it too!! Time is a bitch though lady, neither of us is getting any younger!!! Har! HAR!!!)

Where are you from if I may ask

ME: Rapid City South Dakota, United States. Where are you from? (Note: I tell the truth!!! Not a lot but still....)

SHE: From Illinois with two kids But currently serving my deployment here in Kabul afrigstan for peace making (Note: I tried to locate afrigstan on Google Map! It must be one of them "deep hidden countries" like France.)

ME: Very cool!! Peacemaking is a good thing! I just a writer living with my dogs. What do you do when you're not peace making, besides looking beautiful! :) (Note: See!! I can be romantic and flirty contrary to what my high school guidance counselor said!!!!!)

SHE: I'm a military woman working with the US special operational forces (Note: Salute!!! Actually probably what this means is she's a prostitute but hey, girl gotta eat, right?)

ME: Very cool. Salutes! I have nothing but respect for the military!! My Uncle Steve was in the military. He got killed in Canada on special assignment. Something about a moose and a bottle of gin. Nobody in the military cam tell us what happened. But it all good, my aunt Millie found a new husband like in a week.(Note: Shaddup and stop laughing!! True story. And yes, I mistyped cam instead of can!! Screw you!!!)

SHE: Oh am sorry for the lost What troops he's your uncle with if I may ask (Note: Nope, you may not ask!!! Giggle!!!)

Hopefully they could never forget him in the military and I know the government have to serve is family well for that (Note: I hearted this. It felt like it needed a heart!!!)

ME: He was in the Army Special Forces. We had a very nice military funeral for him even though we never got his body back. A senator and the governor were there and Anne Frank sang Amazing Grace, it was beautiful. My cousin, who is a stripper, even took the night off and danced while Anne sang. It was fitting somehow. (Note: Yeah, my cousin can dance with the best of them, does this thing where one tassel on her boobies goes right and the other one goes left!! Such talent. We're hoping she makes it big in Hollywood(yes, Peru!!)

SHE: Cool (Note: yeah, she said cool. I'm in love!!!!!!)

ME: Yea. It was nice. So are you married?

SHE: Being single over 3yrs now that the father of my kids passed away in lung cancer (Note: I cried here. For the future script writer of my life story, please not, I cried here!!!!! )

ME: :( My condolences. Cancer is a bitch. I've had too many loved ones pass from cancer. Tragic. My wife of 23 years passed away while attempting to scale the Himalayas for a piece she was working on for National Geographic in effort to bring to attention to lung cancer which she was a survivor of. She was killed in an avalanche. (Note: A very sad end to my wife's life. WAA!!! Damn you National Geographic. Why didn't you stop her???)

SHE: Yeah it's very bad sickness 😢Thou it's a long story don't want to think about it cos have realized life is too short just trying to laugh again (Note: I bet the first time she sees my penis, she'll laugh. They all do!!!)

ME: Life is too short. Let us begin our new friendship with hope for a better tomorrow! I have five kids, three girls and two boys, all named Stephen. They range in age from 14 (my oldest girl!) to 5(the baby boy!) (Note: She hearted this one.  Yeah, my kids are pretty great. All big YouTubers!!!)

SHE: That's great

Are you married? (Note: Just to my career!!!)

My oldest son Josh he's just 17years old while my girl Zane she's 15yrs old (Note: In the movie version of this blog series, I want her kids to be played by CGI penguins!!)

ME: (Note: To script writer, this is a serious response, make sure the actor playing me gets all weepy and shit!!!)Very cool on about your kids. I am not married, still a widower but have tried dating since my wife passed 3 years ago, still looking for that special someone to share my life with. I also miss the intimacy of being with someone that I love and cherish. Most people nowadays are just into sex straight away, one night stand, which are okay for those needs but not so great for the long term.

SHE: How are you finding it on here any luck yet

ME: None really. I had someone on here message me but I think she was a scammer. Found her photo on a porn site using a reverse image search. Got to be careful out there, lot of scammers out there. So have you been in the dating scene since your husband passed?

HER: Oh that sucks just get her deleted we will be joining hand with FBI some days by discipline those scammers using someone profile to scam people on that social media here (Note: Hell yea!!! We'll be holding hands with the FBI and CIA and FAA and some guy named Walter. He loves holding hands!!! )

Well mostly have met a lot of men trying to date me but all they want is to meet at the hotel....Thou I had a fiance after the death of my husband but doesn't work out caught her fucking my best friend on my way back on my first mission in Iraq that makes me hate men for a long time (Note: Why those bastards!!! I hate men too!! They dogs!!)

ME: I think my scammer got deleted off of here. Her profile is no longer active! Yeah. Most people are just in for the quick fuck at the hotel. Don't get me wrong, I've been at the bar and taken girls to the hotel for a night (or three!! I do love the long hard fuck sometimes!) I was really bad when my wife first passed away, tried to drink my pain away, nothing but problems with that life style.

Sorry about your fiance and best friend! :( (Note: Men are dogs. True story - when my wife passed away in 2012, I didn't fuck but sure got drunk a lot.  Bar babes and I would flirt, one even offered to take me on her daughter's bachelorette night of fun and we'd end up at her hotel room for some well, you know. I didn't take her up on it but I should have, would have made this note more interesting!!! The daughter had a huge limo for the night and everything!! And the mom drank like Miller!! I WAS IN LOVE!!!)

SHE: It's ok thou I believe he's a Coward I'd like to know you more better but my work doesn't allow me stay long on here cause I'll undergo into a terrible punishment if I'm caught here

Probably the commandant might report to block my profile...did you have the Hangout app on your phone? (Note: The commandant?? Like Moses and stuff? EEK!!!)

ME: No I do not, sorry. You can email me anytime at Slantybold@hotmail.com. I would really like to know more about you as well. I could see myself with someone like you. Just don't get in trouble over me, please? ~smile~ ~hug~ (Note: One of my email's aliases. )

SHE: Why can't you just get the Hangout app installed

I think it's free and fast than mailing

And it's easy to exchange pics on the Hangout app not like email (Note: Uh, wasn't she worried Moses would find her on the base computer trying to find a lover or a target???)

I prefer chatting over the Hangout app mostly that's where I do text my family... it's private over there as long you don't tell anyone you're chatting with me over there (Note: She sent this before I could respond!! Sheesh woman, give a man a break!!)

ME: I just don't use Hangout anymore,, too many scammers on there, I just deleted the app and use email, my preferred method. I can easily upload photos and chat there. I was scammed by a woman using Hangout. And Hangout is known to be easily hacked so....I would really like to talk to you more just not on Hangout. If you would like to get to know me better, you have my email address. (Note: Yeah, don't use Hangout!! Scammers love it, cause, well, they just do!!!)

SHE: **Sends me email address. I won't post it, no listings through Google but well...** 

Please don't tell anyone you're corresponding with me over there I may loose my job for that

Did you get my mail (Note: She sent me some photos to my email address, same girl in like a bar scene, her in fatigues in a  gym I guess at her base but none of the other folks in photo look military, just looks like a Planet Fitness gym, and the other is her and some other girl. I'll post her emails and photos in a different blog!!!!)

ME: Yes. Looking at your pics right now. Must say, you are very beautiful. I could see myself falling for you. *grin* I will reply soon. Again, don't get caught! I don't want you getting in trouble over me!!

SHE: That's why we've to keep all our conversation over there...I think it's more safe and private over there than these app (Note: Oh yeah, much safer and private over there than these apps!! Giggle!!!)

ME: Your secret is safe with me. I might be offline for awhile, got to go to Cleveland, Ohio for like a week for a book tour. But I'll email you soon as I can, okay? 

I'll be leaving tomorrow. Hope you won't miss me too much! ~giggle~

(Update: Her IG account was removed but got her on email!)