A NEW START FOR LOVE? CHAPTER ONE: INSTAGRAM SEEMS A GOOD PLACE TO START. Sandra Smith - IG: sandrasmithprety
CHAPTER ONE: A NEW START FOR LOVE? MAYBE!
I know it has been awhile but I haven't been tempted TOO much by the love interests online.
The other day, I was on my Instagram, just doing what I do and a lovely lady named Sandra Smith (sandrasmithprety).
She is very "prety".
Here are the beginning of the conversations I've had.
Don't worry, I'm not pulling the bait too hard on this one.
This could be the next true love of my life!!!
"Really?"
No.
Note: After writing this blog, I hit a site called reverseimagesearch.com and discovered my Sandra's photos are actually from Danielle FTV. Google Reverse Image search actually didn't find anything when I searched for the photos. Bad Google!! You get spanking.
I sent an email to the site telling them of my Sandra's trying to fool me.
But in case my Sandra is really Danielle, I told them that sure, you can call me!! Giggle!!!
(I will report my Sandra to Instagram but she is also on other sites under different names utilizing the same photos. By the way just as a FYI, Danielle FTV does have some NSFW but if you like them pretty ladies with some tasteful nudes, GO AND TELL EM, SOME GUY ONLINE PLAYING WITH SCAMMERS sent you!!!!)
Wednesday 12:37am Sandra
Hello
Wednesday 6:40pm (this is me! Yea, I didn't see her friend request till the next morning. Gotta have my beauty sleep!!!)
Hi!
Thursday 1:51am - Sandra
How are you doing
(NOTE: I know, how am I doing? Pretty awful but hey!! How are YOU doing? Good? Awesome!!!)
Thursday 2:55am - ME!
Wonderful. How about you?
Sandra: Am doing well (NOTE: Yes! We had instant communication!! I know, what a country!!!)
What is your name (NOTE: Apparently Sandra doesn't believe in question marks but who cares, she beautiful and she is interested in me!! HAHA!!!)
ME:Bob Williams (NOTE: psst, not my real name but one I've have used online since like 1996!)
Sandra: Where are from
Am Sandra by name (NOTE: yes kids, she really says this, I can hear her sweet voice, possibly Russian, whispering this into my ears as she pulls the trigger on the gun pressed to my head!! HA!!)
ME: SOUTH DAKOTA, USA. How about you? (NOTE: Me being seductive!! Giggle!!!)
Sandra: Am from California
From USA (NOTE: Case I get confused and think she from California, Yugoslavia!!!)
ME: Very nice. My uncle Zito is from California. He was murdered by some fellows in Nigeria. (NOTE: I miss Uncle Zito!! He was a nice man!! Gave us kids candies and then sent us on our missions to kill foreign spies!! What?)
Sandra:Okay (Note to self: Sandra is cool cucumber. No reaction but okay. I'm already in love with her!!!)
Nice to meet you
ME: Nice to meet you too. Off to bed I go. (NOTE: Yep, I went to bed. I was tired!! Shaddup!!)
Sandra: Okay (NOTE: most people just say good night, whatever. Not my Sandra. She's like okay. Okay means a lot in California, USA!!!!!)
How old are (NOTE: Shaddup Sandra, me sleeping!! Giggle!!!)
Thursday 10:19am (NOTE: yes, I slept in!! :D )
ME: 49. You? (NOTE: Yep, my real age!! I old!!!)
Sandra: Am 34 yeah old
Me: Nice age. What do you do for living besides look gorgeous? (NOTE: See, me being flirty!!!)
Yesterday 11:54 AM(This was Sunday, yeah, took her awhile to respond. I thought I had lost her at besides look gorgeous. But nah, she was just hooking up a good answer. 34? not bad! I've dated much younger girls before, like 15 years my junior, so why not!!!! I'M IN LOVE or could be gas!!! Also, yes she repeated her age. I know, important details need to be repeated!)
Sandra: Am 34 yeah old
Okay am bye and selling clothes (NOTE: It took me a second to translate, I thought she was telling me she was bi and she sold clothes!! Silly me, she buys them too!!!)
What about you
Yesterday 8:12 PM(NOTE: yeah, I didn't see her message for awhile. I have a life outside of the Net. Yeah I took a nap but anyways!)
ME: I write horrible children books about a mouse name Steve. (NOTE: It's a good book series, has sold millions and millions of copies!! "Really?" No!)
6/07/2021 3:28 am
Sandra: Hello (NOTE: Come on Sandra!! Ask me questions about my book series!!!!!)
10:37 AM
ME: Hi. (NOTE: yeah, 2 can play this game!! PFFT!!! )
Sandra: How are you doing
Me: Not too bad. How are you?
Sandra: Am doing well
So how is your day
ME: Pretty good. Just sitting here watching some TV. How is your day?
Sandra: Okay good
Just sitting here not doing anything yet
ME: Always nice sometimes to do nothing.
Sandra: Okay
Can I have your pic right now
ME: I dont have one right now.
Sandra: But you can take a new one now
ME: My camera is acting up. I"ll send ya one soon.
Sandra: Okay
Can I call you
Hay (NOTE: I kind of took a nap during her request for a phone call and hay, well also, a long time good friend of mine called me about the same time. I told her about my new love interest potential. She was like, "IT'S A SCAM!!!" Not my Sandra!! SHE REAL!!!!! Got photos and everything!!! But seriously, I had to jump on my computer so I could hit 'THIS PERSON DOES NOT EXIST' website so I could generate a photo! )
7:14 PM (NOTE: YES,I took long nap!!! )
[SENDS PHOTO. I KNOW I'M HANDSOME!! NO NEED TO CROWD LADIES!!!!]
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ is an awesome site for all your non-persons. If you attempt your own love interest capture, use this site as if things go south, the person won't have your real photo(seriously, use it, these scammers get people to send photos and such so they can use them in their next adventures!!! Never ever send them real photos!! If they wanna see you nekkid, just find some porn shots!!!!!)
ME: Photo me, Send me a photo. ~smile~ Sorry, couldn't call you, got called in to my work, boss was all in a frenzy over some kind of presentation we're making next week. Bad thing is, my boss happens to be my ex-wife!! EEK!!!! (NOTE: Yeah I developing the story so it'll play better when this is turned into a movie on Lifetime!!!)
[END OF CURRENT CHAT LOG. STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT EXCITING CHAPTER OF ME AND SANDRA GET CRAZY!!!!!]
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